Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd, our new six track EP is out digitally today.
The vinyl version has been delayed due to Boris Johnson being a fucking clown but you can stream or download it today
Bandcamp
https://thosefuckingsnowflakes.bandcamp.com/
Louder Than War (+ Vinyl Pre-order)
https://tinyurl.com/TFSLTW
Spotify
https://tinyurl.com/EIAFSPOT
Apple Music, iTunes or whatever it’s called
https://tinyurl.com/EIAFAP
Norman Records (Vinyl Pre-order)
https://tinyurl.com/EIAFNORMAN
Youtube Music
https://tinyurl.com/EIAFYT
Amazon
https://tinyurl.com/EIAFAMA
Or just check whatever service you prefer.
Tell all ya’ pals.
Thank you
Author: thosefuckingsnowflakes
We made a video for the song ‘By The Power Of Barnard Castle’ – the video follows Dominic Cummings trip to Barnard Castle during Lockdown 2020 (TM) alongside his attorney.
Watch the video below
https://youtu.be/35RoGZW8aAY
It’s taken from our forthcoming EP ‘Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd’ which we have been banging on and fucking on about for ages, I’d post the pre-order links here but you can just scroll down for all that shit.
Big thanks to Jamie and Luke from the band ‘Black Eddy’ for playing Dom and the Attorney. Ross from ‘Oceans Over Alderaan’ for reprising his Hugh Grant role from our ‘Vegan Sausage Rolls vs Gammon Faced Vampires’ video and to Alysia and Joel. Thanks to John and Phil from Louder Than War records for putting our music out.
thanks
We are back in a room with microphones recording six songs for a new release due early next year on a fancy physical release.
More news as it comes, sign up to our mailing list on the link above for up to the minute details
Shaun at Rec Blackpool is once again handling the capturing duties, go show them some love on facebook using the link below
https://tinyurl.com/recblackpool

We are please to announce our new EP
‘Straight Wealthy White Male Suffrage’
is currently being mastered by the amazing TobiSonic, it contains 5 tracks of absolute noise that will never be played on the radio or listened to by anyone with taste.
Contains the songs:
‘Weak Men fear Strong Women’, ‘Boris Johnson and the Big Red Bus of Bullshit’, ‘Carnibores’, ‘Meat Is Murder But Morrisey’s A Dickhead’ and ‘Tangerine Pirate of the NHS’
We are hoping to have it out by summer, as we can’t get out to film a video we’ve put a call out to women to send us in clips of them miming along to the song ‘Weak Men Fear Strong Women’ – or just filming themselves doing whatever.
If you want to get involved email tfsnowflakes@gmail.com
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May Gigs Off

Unfortunately due to the ongoing corona pandemic we won’t be able to play our gigs in May – some will be rescheduled and some cancelled outright. Sorry about this.
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