{"id":200,"date":"2026-08-07T15:52:25","date_gmt":"2026-08-07T14:52:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thosefuckingsnowflakes.co.uk\/news\/?p=200"},"modified":"2026-08-07T15:52:25","modified_gmt":"2026-08-07T14:52:25","slug":"new-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thosefuckingsnowflakes.co.uk\/news\/new-name\/","title":{"rendered":"New Name"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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HELLLOOO – we\u2019ve changed our name from THOSE FUCKING SNOWFLAKES to THIS FUTURE’S STUPID.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

WHY? I hear nobody ask\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We\u2019re blocked from advertising, all our videos got censored and – most importantly – some people thought we were a gammony right wing anti-woke band or some shit. Fuck that noise. That was the final decider right there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We\u2019ll still be playing the same badly written, barely in time together slabs of loud fury – just with a name that won\u2019t upset your Gran.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The reasoning behind the new name is obvious – this future we\u2019re living in is indeed stupid. Cough Donald.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I know you have shirts but we promise we\u2019ll call the first album THOSE FUCKING SNOWFLAKES to make them relevant, I\u2019ll sew THIS FUTURE\u2019S STUPID onto your shirts next time I see you. Keep the shirt on though you pervert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On that note we started our first album last month. Probably be next year when it\u2019s done. We\u2019re back at it next month.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PLEASE GO LOOK AT OUR LOVELY NEW WEBSITE<\/p>\n\n\n\n

http:\/\/thisfuturesstupid.co.uk\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

OK – thanks babes, I love you, bye xxxxx<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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