Hello, we’ve decided to call it a day as a band. No interesting drama or anything like that, just time to move on. A band with a name and lyrical content like ours was always going to struggle and we were always destined to burn out early without enough support.

We did more with this band than we ever thought. You will be hearing similar music from one of us soon with the rest of us doing more projects.

Thanks for all the support – especially Louder Than War Records, Tom Robinson and everyone who supported us and bought anything from us.

You’ll hear more from us soon but in a different form.

Our last ever gig is FRIDAY 6th MAY at Bootleg Social in Blackpool. 7pm to 10pm. Free entry.

Fire sale on merch at the gig – pay what you want.


new song

Our new song ‘That’s Pretty Shitty Priti’ is available online on all digital services from this Friday, 29th April.
Watch the video now below


xmas gig

Hello, thanks to everyone who came to watch us, put us on or played with us over the summer and autumn. Was good to be back live again.

We’re taking a break from live gigs for the time being so we can wrtie and record a whole bunch of songs to release over next year.

First up will be the single ‘That’s Pretty Shitty Priti’ which will be out as soon as BP’s thumb is healed enough to record the guitars. Everything else is recorded though eh.

Anyway… we are playing one last gig, a special Christmas one over at The Hug and Pint in Glasgow on Mon 27th December – so escape the family this christmas and come get your ears blasted.

Tickets and details at

See ya later and thanks again xxx


live dates

Those Fucking Snowflakes - live dates 2021
Come into a room and watch us make some noises that at times resembles music

SUN 23rd MAY – Bootleg Social, BLACKPOOL
socially distanced – book tables in advance

FRI 23rd JULY – Percy’s Cafe Bar, WHITCHURCH

SAT 14th AUG – Little Buildings, NEWCASTLE
(details coming soon)

SAT 9th OCT – The Talleyrand, MANCHESTER

FRI 15th OCT – Kazimier Stockroom, LIVERPOOL
£6 on the door, details –

More dates coming soon…


vinyl preorder

Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd

Vinyl pre-orders for our six song EP ‘Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd’ are available now. It’s our first release on Louder Than War Records so please make us look good in front of the professionals would you kindly?

New video for song ‘By The Power Of Barnard Castle’ available from 8th Jan

Uncooperative Crusties
Due Some Terrible End
White Isn’t Right
By The Power Of Barnard Castle
Caudrilla Can Fuck Right Off
Mendacious Meddling Milkshake Recipient

PRE ORDER AT NORMAN RECORDS…/184917-those-fucking…



new song

Watch the video for ‘Due Some Terrible End’ taken from our forthcoming EP ‘Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd’ out on Jan 22nd on Louder Than War Records.

Get the song when you pre-order the 10″ Yellow Vinyl, pre-orders live on 26th December.

The video was filmed last minute on a cold Saturday night in Blackpool after we had spent all day filming for our next video for the sonf ‘By The Power Of Barnard Castle’


live date

BLACKPOOL – we are playing Bootleg Social on Sunday 31st January with the mighty Cassels .

Part of Independent Venue Week

Socially distanced gig, limited capacity, get tickets now.

Further information


new release

We are pleased to announce that Louder Than War Records will be releasing the our forthcoming EP “Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd”.

The limited edition 6-track EP will be releaased on the 22nd January 2021 pressed on 10″ yellow vinyl, housed in a stunning picture sleeve.

Advance orders will be available very soon.

Sign up to our mailing list (above), like Louder Than War Records on Facebook or follow us on twitter for up to date information.



new video

Boris Johnson and the Big Red Bus of Bullshit

Watch the lyric video for our song ‘Boris Johnson and the Big Red Bus of Bullshit’ now.

Taken from the EP ‘Sraight Wealthy White Male Suffrage’ out everywhere now – head to the BUY or LISTEN pages for details

Watch the video below

In other news we head back to REC next week to record six songs for a new vinyl release next year, more details soon.


EP out now

Those Fucking Snowflakes - Straight Wealthy White Male Suffrage cover

Our new EP ‘Straight Wealthy White Male Suffrage’ is out everywhere today.

Buy or stream at:

‘Fun blast of lefty views, like a fuzzed up shouty Half Man Half Biscuit, touching on real matter with a tweak of comedy’
Wayne Carey – Louder Than War

‘The punk resurgence is bringing a lot of exciting music and this is no exception. It’s like riding a rollercoaster of left wing frustration with all the adrenaline to match. Sure, it’s rough and raw but that’s all part of its charm and it’s certainly going to be exciting to see where this EP takes the Blackpool based band.’
Lauren Wilson – RGM ‘Reyt Good Magazine’

‘These Fucking Snowflakes are out there deploying 1000 volts through the civility of discourse. The shortest route between two points is often through something and TFS are a roadblock busting sonic juggernaut. This isn’t just an EP of worthy polemic with catchy song titles it is made up of five cracking songs, a roiling sea of heavy, heavy chords, swirling riffs and screaming vocals’
Paul Cook – Joyzine

‘another terrific and powerful rant of a record doing its best to tear into the establishment while never losing a sense of entertainment which honestly makes it all the more powerful and listenable’
Tom Girard

‘pile driver of a song full of nice grunge rock fuzzy guitars, feral drumming, big bottom feeder bass lines and strident shout-a-bout progressively drawn wails. It is the kind of political punk rock we need right now’
Robb Donker Curtius – American Pancake

‘Packed with anger (and more than a little frustration) from the very first note, ‘Part post-punk but with added extra-chunky Reuben-esque riffs’
Ryan Barham – Spectral Nights

‘TFS like to brutally dismantle everything that’s wrong with society like a mix of Idles and the Manics but with wigs and northern accents. The sound of anger and hate aimed at a society that has got everything upside down right now.
Roland Monger – Listen With Monger