Just in time for the elections, TFS return with a new line-up, less wigs and sassier outlook. Playing songs old and old, possibly a new one if they can get it sounding okay

Performing at The New Continental in Preston supporting Utopia, tickets and details on the link below.

Thank you


new song out

Constant Fear of Everything Cover

We released an old new song ‘Constant Fear of everything’ was recorded in 2022 at the same time as ‘That’s Pretty Shitty Priti’ – head over to the music page to listen now.



It was decided the world could not cope without the musical entitiy known as Those Fucking Snowflakes – so it’s being re-assembled and re-animated in Preston, see you soon chums x



Hello, we’ve decided to call it a day as a band. No interesting drama or anything like that, just time to move on. A band with a name and lyrical content like ours was always going to struggle and we were always destined to burn out early without enough support.

We did more with this band than we ever thought. You will be hearing similar music from one of us soon with the rest of us doing more projects.

Thanks for all the support – especially Louder Than War Records, Tom Robinson and everyone who supported us and bought anything from us.

You’ll hear more from us soon but in a different form.

Our last ever gig is FRIDAY 6th MAY at Bootleg Social in Blackpool. 7pm to 10pm. Free entry.

Fire sale on merch at the gig – pay what you want.


new song

Our new song ‘That’s Pretty Shitty Priti’ is available online on all digital services from this Friday, 29th April.
Watch the video now below



Hello, we are playing our first gig of 2022 at The Ferret in Preston tomorrow (Fri 14th Jan) with Pike and Litterbug – starts at 7pm

We won’t be playing the Ilfracombe Punk Festival in Feb as it was sadly cancelled.

We’ll be spending most of this year writing and recording so catch us live whilst you can.

Our next song should eb released around spring, it’s called ‘That’s Pretty Shitty Priti’ and is being mixed at the moment



xmas gig

Hello, thanks to everyone who came to watch us, put us on or played with us over the summer and autumn. Was good to be back live again.

We’re taking a break from live gigs for the time being so we can wrtie and record a whole bunch of songs to release over next year.

First up will be the single ‘That’s Pretty Shitty Priti’ which will be out as soon as BP’s thumb is healed enough to record the guitars. Everything else is recorded though eh.

Anyway… we are playing one last gig, a special Christmas one over at The Hug and Pint in Glasgow on Mon 27th December – so escape the family this christmas and come get your ears blasted.

Tickets and details at

See ya later and thanks again xxx


live dates

Those Fucking Snowflakes - live dates 2021
Come into a room and watch us make some noises that at times resembles music

SUN 23rd MAY – Bootleg Social, BLACKPOOL
socially distanced – book tables in advance

FRI 23rd JULY – Percy’s Cafe Bar, WHITCHURCH

SAT 14th AUG – Little Buildings, NEWCASTLE
(details coming soon)

SAT 9th OCT – The Talleyrand, MANCHESTER

FRI 15th OCT – Kazimier Stockroom, LIVERPOOL
£6 on the door, details –

More dates coming soon…


vinyl available now

Those Fuckign Snowflakes - Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd - yellow vinyl
After a short delay our third EP is now available on vinyl from Louder Than War Records, over half the copies have sold out so grab one quick if you want it. If you don’t want it that’s fine.

Buy direct from Louder Than War Records
(buy Friday 5th May for Bandcamp Friday)

Buy from Norman Records

Buy from Picadilly Records

Buy from Rough Trade Records

Buy from Banquet Records

Buy from Juno Records

Buy from Horizons Music


everything is absolutely fkkkkkkd

Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd

Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd, our new six track EP is out digitally today.

The vinyl version has been delayed due to Boris Johnson being a fucking clown but you can stream or download it today


Louder Than War (+ Vinyl Pre-order)


Apple Music, iTunes or whatever it’s called

Norman Records (Vinyl Pre-order)

Youtube Music


Or just check whatever service you prefer.
Tell all ya’ pals.
Thank you