live dates

Those Fucking Snowflakes - live dates 2021
Come into a room and watch us make some noises that at times resembles music

SUN 23rd MAY – Bootleg Social, BLACKPOOL
socially distanced – book tables in advance

FRI 23rd JULY – Percy’s Cafe Bar, WHITCHURCH

SAT 14th AUG – Little Buildings, NEWCASTLE
(details coming soon)

SAT 9th OCT – The Talleyrand, MANCHESTER

FRI 15th OCT – Kazimier Stockroom, LIVERPOOL
£6 on the door, details –

More dates coming soon…


vinyl available now

Those Fuckign Snowflakes - Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd - yellow vinyl
After a short delay our third EP is now available on vinyl from Louder Than War Records, over half the copies have sold out so grab one quick if you want it. If you don’t want it that’s fine.

Buy direct from Louder Than War Records
(buy Friday 5th May for Bandcamp Friday)

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everything is absolutely fkkkkkkd

Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd

Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd, our new six track EP is out digitally today.

The vinyl version has been delayed due to Boris Johnson being a fucking clown but you can stream or download it today


Louder Than War (+ Vinyl Pre-order)


Apple Music, iTunes or whatever it’s called

Norman Records (Vinyl Pre-order)

Youtube Music


Or just check whatever service you prefer.
Tell all ya’ pals.
Thank you


new video

Those Fucking Snowflakes - By The Power of Barnard Castle

We made a video for the song ‘By The Power Of Barnard Castle’ – the video follows Dominic Cummings trip to Barnard Castle during Lockdown 2020 (TM) alongside his attorney.

Watch the video below

It’s taken from our forthcoming EP ‘Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd’ which we have been banging on and fucking on about for ages, I’d post the pre-order links here but you can just scroll down for all that shit.

Big thanks to Jamie and Luke from the band ‘Black Eddy’ for playing Dom and the Attorney. Ross from ‘Oceans Over Alderaan’ for reprising his Hugh Grant role from our ‘Vegan Sausage Rolls vs Gammon Faced Vampires’ video and to Alysia and Joel. Thanks to John and Phil from Louder Than War records for putting our music out.



vinyl preorder

Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd

Vinyl pre-orders for our six song EP ‘Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd’ are available now. It’s our first release on Louder Than War Records so please make us look good in front of the professionals would you kindly?

New video for song ‘By The Power Of Barnard Castle’ available from 8th Jan

Uncooperative Crusties
Due Some Terrible End
White Isn’t Right
By The Power Of Barnard Castle
Caudrilla Can Fuck Right Off
Mendacious Meddling Milkshake Recipient

PRE ORDER AT NORMAN RECORDS…/184917-those-fucking…



new song

Watch the video for ‘Due Some Terrible End’ taken from our forthcoming EP ‘Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd’ out on Jan 22nd on Louder Than War Records.

Get the song when you pre-order the 10″ Yellow Vinyl, pre-orders live on 26th December.

The video was filmed last minute on a cold Saturday night in Blackpool after we had spent all day filming for our next video for the sonf ‘By The Power Of Barnard Castle’


live date

BLACKPOOL – we are playing Bootleg Social on Sunday 31st January with the mighty Cassels .

Part of Independent Venue Week

Socially distanced gig, limited capacity, get tickets now.

Further information


new release

We are pleased to announce that Louder Than War Records will be releasing the our forthcoming EP “Everything Is Absolutely Fkkkkkkd”.

The limited edition 6-track EP will be releaased on the 22nd January 2021 pressed on 10″ yellow vinyl, housed in a stunning picture sleeve.

Advance orders will be available very soon.

Sign up to our mailing list (above), like Louder Than War Records on Facebook or follow us on twitter for up to date information.




Those Fucking Snowflakes Recording SEP 20

We are back in a room with microphones recording six songs for a new release due early next year on a fancy physical release.

More news as it comes, sign up to our mailing list on the link above for up to the minute details

Shaun at Rec Blackpool is once again handling the capturing duties, go show them some love on facebook using the link below


new video

Boris Johnson and the Big Red Bus of Bullshit

Watch the lyric video for our song ‘Boris Johnson and the Big Red Bus of Bullshit’ now.

Taken from the EP ‘Sraight Wealthy White Male Suffrage’ out everywhere now – head to the BUY or LISTEN pages for details

Watch the video below

In other news we head back to REC next week to record six songs for a new vinyl release next year, more details soon.